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Wednesday, September 20, 2006What makes the perfect wedding???
1. As soon as you walk in you see that the drinking age is 4!!!! (you know EVERYONE will be fucked up!!!)
2. The wedding & reception are in the same place & not held in a church...3. There is some shit there that will freak the shit out of you when you are hammered from all the free guiness at the open bar... (pretty much an open bar all night!!! Refer to picture #1)4. No one really knows what the fuck is going on, but they pretend they do...
5. 2 different types of buffets!!! Multicultural even!!!!6. X-mas lights & drunken karaoke!!!!7. A drunken after party with people you just met who end up making out with some random married chic across a fire pit....8. A fucking expensive safe ride home!!!!