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Wednesday, September 21, 2005


The shocker is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation that has become popularized in many high schools throughout the United States. To create the gesture the ring finger and thumb are closed while the other fingers are left open. The gesture is a vulgarism that references a sexual act: Inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina, and the pinky finger into the nearby anus (the ""). Others have popularized the gesture through such novelty devices as the Big Shocker.

It is also known as:

* "Two in tank, one in the bank."
* "The Muckfish."
* "Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."
* "Going to town, with one in the brown."
* "Two at Yale, one at Brown."
* "Two in her rut, one in her butt."
* "Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca."
* "Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker."
* "Two in the bird, one in the turd."
* "Two in the bush, one in the tush."
* "Two in the cake, one in the pudding."
* "Two in the cat, one in the shat."
* "Two in the cheese, one in the whiz."
* "Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot."
* "Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher."
* "Two in the coot, one in the boot."
* "Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter."
* "Two in the cooter, one in the pooter."
* "Two in the cootie, one in the booty."
* "Two in the creamer, one in the steamer."
* "Two in the crown, one in the brown."
* "Two in the cummer, one in the bummer."
* "Two in the flower, one in the mud."
* "Two in the fowl, one in the bowel."
* "Two in the fucker, one in the cucker."
* "Two in the gap, one in the crap."
* "Two in the gash, one in the ass."
* "Two in the goo, one in the poo."
* "Two in the grass, one in the ass."
* "Two in the gum, one in the bum."
* "Two in the gyney, one in the hiney."
* "Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye."
* "Two in the hole, one in the... hole."
* "Two in the hump, one in the dump."
* "Two in the jam, one in the ram."
* "Two in the kitty, one in the shitty."
* "Two in the lube, one in the tube."
* "Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye."
* "Two in the meat, one in the seat."
* "Two in the muff, one in the rough."
* "Two in the mung, one in the bung."
* "Two in the pink, one in the stink."
* "Two in the pink, one the doo doo hole."
* "Two in the pookey, one in the dookie."
* "Two in the poon, one in the moon."
* "Two in the pumper, one in the dumper."
* "Two in the randy, one in the dandy."
* "Two in the sexit, one in the exit."
* "Two in the skank, one in the stank."
* "Two in the slit, one in the shit."
* "Two in the slut, one in the butt."
* "Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter."
* "Two in the snail, one in the tail."
* "Two in the snapper, one in the starfish."
* "Two in the split, one where she shits."
* "Two in the tart, one in the fart."
* "Two in the trap, one in the crap."
* "Two in the treat, one in the seat."
* "Two in the thump, one in the rump."
* "Two in the track, one in the back."
* "Two in the winker, one in the sphincter."
* "Two near the clit, one in the shit."
* "Two where she humps, one where she dumps."
* "Two where she peeces, one where she feces."
* "Two where she queefs, one underneath."
* "Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates."
* "Two where you hump, one in the rump."
* "Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum" (medical terminology)

Another version of the shocker includes the thumb. This variation is known as "the shocker extreme." In this incarnation the thumb is placed on the clitoris while inserting the index and middle fingers are insterted into the vagina and the pinky finger into the anus. This is also known as "One on the clit, two in the pit, one in the shit."

This hand gesture was the theme of every spring break I went to... LOL...
Click here to see the Big Shocker

So my question is have you ever given someone the SHOCKER or ever had the SHOCKER given to you? If so did you love it or hate it? And last, if you said no to both questions above, would you ever consider using or requesting the SHOCKER?


Good Times...

Posted by CT :: 12:23 AM :: 8 comments|

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