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Tuesday, May 30, 2006Maximus got boobie trapped!!!!!
My Good friend Maximus called me up a couple months ago and told me that he had retired... Me being the sarcastic person I am I replied are you moving to Florida then? LOL... After finding out that I was way off base, and that he had really retired from PIMPIN... The shock set in!!!! Maximus, getting married? No Fucking Way!!!! I thought for sure he would be the Hugh Heffner for life friend of mine... Being a popular DJ in town he always has more than enough SHNACKY around him... Because doesn't every female want to bang the DJ? Let me answer for you, YES YOU DO!!! LOL....
So then Maximus throws out the idea of a one last stand in the arena... AND LUCIFER'S IN CHARGE!!!!! Well you know a bachelor party is going to be insane if the one and only LUCIFER is making it happen... Yes that means he is the best man too... What better way to go down in flames....
So the crew shows up at my house around 6 ish for a little pre party.... They not only had a chauffeured van, but a huge Ice chest full of bottled action!!!! After we drink enough alcohol to tranquilize a horse... We get the driver to take us to the first spot... Do you have to guess where we went? Yep a strip club!!!!
This is where Maximus ran into a topples blonde girl with ass dimples.... I think she dry humped him until his balls fell off... Then Lucifer, worked his magic and got him on stage....This is where 5 women shoved tits, ass, and lots of vagina in his face!!!! Then after they gave him enough stripper dust, they bent him down on all 4's and whipped the shit out of him, and told him he was making a terrible mistake... LOL... Then we had more shot and beer...Well he had to numb his ass somehow...LOL... 15-20 lap dances later our driver picks us up and we make like a fetus and head out!!!!
But wait our driver picked up some girlie action of his own... LOL... I guess he had to get his own action while we were in there with ass dimples right? Lucifer then directs the driver to a place where we could come in and look at some boobies too...
Like he wasn't already.. LOL... Now this place was a little different from the last place... It was like the million vagina march... Yep these girls were showing Snatch, taco, bearded clam, putang, beaver, fur burger, hoo haa, VAGINA!!! This got Maximus overly excited...
Once again Lucifer did some magic and Maximus was back up on stage with another handful of fully nude girls!!!! He not only got lots of naked action and stripper dust shoved all over his body... He also got an amazing vagina titter totter around his neck... LMFAO... This was the funniest thing I have ever seen... Maximus is backed up against the pole, and these 2 girls mount up on his shoulders,(one in back and one in front) then move up and down like a titter totter and beaver banged the hell out of him... LOL...
Our next destination was IHOP... LOL... For some reason stripper dust makes Maximus very hungry.. We all ate then went home and passed out... At least Maximus can say the devil made him do it!!! LOL...