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Tuesday, June 28, 2005Wash your Damn hands!!!!!! and don't eat bugs... LOL
Did you know that....
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you
will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into
indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will
contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -
while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who
have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the
contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100
chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other
peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your damn hands!