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Monday, July 25, 2005Airport ACTION!!!!
When you are forced to spend time in an airport you can witness some crazy people... I recently flew to San Diego, which I will talk about later... On the way back My flight was delayed 3 FUCKING hours!!! This gave me some time to get a little familiar with my surroundings...
Looking for a place to sit can be difficult sometimes, because for some reason people think that luggage needs a seat instead of a person... LOL... Plus people are territorial, which is weird because you are in a fucking airport!!! After I find a seat I start scanning the room...
If you watch people careful enough you can kinda figure out why they were there by the bags they have or what they are wearing... Business or pleasure is sometimes obvious... After scanning the room the first person to catch my eye is this middle age nerd surrounded by a large group of nerds... It was kinda hard to miss them because they were all huddled around the main nerd who was giving them some type of lecture or story... Very loud and over pronounced... After a few seconds I see the nerd leader leave and approach this woman sitting a few seats down from me... He grabbed something out of a comic book bag and asked the woman if it was ok if he went back... LOL.. When he went back to the nerd posse they went wild and got louder after he showed his item... I think he was showing comic porn or something but who knows... LOL..
This is when a guy sitting 2 seats over asked me if I had went to the world famous comic book convention... LOL.. I said nope, and pointed to the nerd leader and said "I think he did if you want an autograph I'm sure he will give you one"... LOL...
I noticed that the airport terminal started getting more crowded, and people just started sitting anywhere... "Hey Molly lets sit here in front of the counter so we are in the way of people standing in line"... LOL... Yeah some people just don't make any sense to me at all... I noticed in a lot of ways the airport is like a library... EVERYONE reads in the airport!!!! Why is that? I think it's an avoidance maneuver... LOL... Well because sometimes crazy people will sit next to you and start talking about comics and crap... LOL...
All the sudden a lady says over the loud speaker "I need volunteers for the flight to Phoenix to take a flight the next day, you will be given an extra free flight plus a free nights hotel"... DUDE, why couldn't that be my flight? I would have done that in a NY minute!!! Well I guess the people going to Phoenix were "SOFA KING WE TODD DID"!!! LOL... Since there were no takers they automatically bumped this guy from the flight, and shit he was fucking pissed.... He stood at the desk for a good 20 min yelling at the dude at the counter... I think he was trying to flex his muscles and show off his tattoo to intimidate him, but it didn't work... LOL.. He finally just took the money and split... Not too long after this we got to board our plane... Too bad our plane wasn't over booked maybe next time... LOL...